Hey dolls,
Im sooo embarrased. I allowed the entire summer to go by and I shared absolutely nothing with you guys! Jeesh! Im a slacker I know, but the truth is ladies, I havnt had that much to share. I spent my summer working two jobs, so when i wasnt working I was just doing my best to get some rest. All the hanging out and exploring I was doing before had to get cut short because I was too exhausted and busy to do any of it. So I'll just keep you up to date on what has happened so far. Well...school is back in session and thats self explanatory. I got into a mass choir and thats wonderful, first rehearsal was great looking forward to making many friends in that group. Im still hanging with Ms. Erica, that aint fittin-tah change. We just spend most of our time studying now. As for the city...
Well I cant decieve you ladies, you know I'm a sucker for an interesting evening and a handsome man with a white bright smile! Ha! However, thats neither here nor there, the point is, you know I was able to sneak in a few adventures. We'll start with labor day, for all my brown skin, dipped in chocolate, sea bathing, island breeze Barbies, you know that this is the ultimate party down weekend before the summer is over and we lock in to serious focus mode! The highlight of the weekend was playing mas with the Ramajay band. Their costumes were beautiful and the band leaders always make each section feel liek a family. I wont go into mentiong the disasters that occured when it came time to pick up the costumes becasue i have faith that the intelligent young Barbies who run the band will have that all fixed up for next years masqueraders. For you Barbies who have never done it...do it. Its the ultimate oppportunity to let it all hang out in front of the whole of New York City. WARNING: this is only for my bold Barbies, my more discreete sisters might not enjoy this activity. Overall, the experience was great and I cant wait to be apart of the band again next year.
A few days later, I decided to take Ms. Samantha on a little date before she headed back up to the boondocks where she attends school. We went to The Lantern, a cute little Thai place on Montague street downtwon Brooklyn. What is there to say about thai food? Its kind of hard to bump into a bad Thai place in NYC. The place was small, quaint, and beyond cute. The food presentation was delightful, the food itself was tasty, and the calamari (my favortite apettizor), was absolutely on point; even the drinks were served in fanciful glasses. Prices were...cheap, exactly the way we like them.
Lastly but most definitely not the least, I went to the Pc Richard and Son theater in Soho to see the incomparable Mr. John Alowishist Legend. (Is his middle name alowishist? Of course not, I just felt like the intro needed some spice). Anyway, a friend of mine won two tickets and invited me because she knows I adore him. One word to describe the event, AMAZING. I was so close to John I could see his nose hairs. I had a blast the theater was small, standing room only, and it was just perfect. He performed songs from his last album and new ones from Wake Up his latest album with The Roots. ( By the way Black Thought is extrememly sexy in person!) John blew my mind, and for the record ladies, he is just as beautiful in person as he is on television, no special effects required!
Well Barbies thats it, and I promise I will back more often to talk and share and all that wonderful stuff, the way we used to do! But just remember this, when your feeling over worked and underappreciated take time out for yourself. If you wait for your man, or your family, or even your friends to say those words you need to hear, or give you that appreciation you've been missing; you'll be waiting the REST OF YOUR LIFE! Throw your own appreciation party and I guarantee you people will show up!
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Even Barbies fall of the wagon!
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Artistic Expression
Hey there dolls,
This week my post is dedicated to my starving artists. The Barbies that long for artistic expression, those that paint, draw, write, dance, and sing to live. Those for who music is their heart beat, paint is their blood, and the pen their life line. I mean come on ladies you get what im saying, this post is dedicated to the creative spirit that resides at the core of every Barbie. In the past couple of weeks I've been feeding my own creative spirit, and plan to continue to do so. Just want to share with you guys some of the shows I went to and of course how much I paid (next to nothing)!
So two huge events these past weeks. First off there was the Drake concert. Where do I even begin with that catastrophe! When Ms. Erica called to hip me to the goings on of the day, of course I was ready I jumped up off the breakfast table and ran into the shower. If you've been tuning into the youtube channel (Barbieonabudget), you saw my rant about being ready for adventure especially CHEAP adventures. Nonetheless myself, Ms. Erica, and Ms. Sammie arrived to the concert around 2, we figured we'ld get a head start, a FREE Drake concert, of course we knew the whole of New York was coming. And to our dismay, the whole of New York did come, and ruin the entire show! However,they were not the only ones to blame, the show was poorly organized. But first things first lets discuss the disgusting crowd. There were the few hipster music lovers that admire Drake for his lyricism and skill (i.e. myself and Ms. Erica, we wont include Sammie for 2 reasons, shes not really a hipster and shes not as familiar with Drake as we are, she just likes him and wanted to hear more of his music! Five points to her for explorative spirit!) Then there was the hip hop heads you know, slightly older in there early to mid thirties who grew up in the hip hop generation. But trust me, the true music lovers were few and far between, the crowd was infested with teenie boopers. Long story short, the crowd got rowdy, management didnt provide enough crowd control or enough music to mellow the mood, Drake never performed, I went home vowing to never subject myself to freee hip hop concert again! But no fear, my week was saved by none other than Alvin Ailey.
The wonders of Alvin Ailey. I've loved them since I first saw them when I was 13, I was definitely stirred. At that time I was a little aspiring dancer myself, I've since stopped but i still have a dancer's spirit, so when ever I can afford to I check them out, I do. This time they were at BAM tickets were as cheap as $20. However, because Im a student under 25 I got in for $11, and we (Ms. Sammie and I), got orchestra seats which would probably have costed us about $60. My favorite part was the entire performance. HA! However three pieces really stuck out, In/Side which was choreographed to Nina Simone's "Wild is The Wind". I know, you know, that anything presented by Ailey to anything sung by Nina Simone can't help but be a master piece. If you Barbies havnt heard of or listened to Ms. Simone get on it! She's amazing. Uptown, which was a piece focused on the roraring twenties was spectacular with the most vibrant costuming, but what stood out most for me was the section when the dancers danced to the narration of passages written by W.EB Dubois and Zora Neale Huston's. And of course they performed the piece that the Ailey company has become so famous for Revelations. Undoubtedly, my favorite section of that piece is the section choreographed to wade in the water. My spirit wades in that water everytime! Stay Tune to hear about my venture to get tickets for Shakespeare in the park and my trip to see Ms. Myotis' Bible Camp.
Im not gonna go into too much detail cause I want you Barbies to see these things for yourself. Even if your a number pushin' Barbie behind a desk artistic expression is vital to a full life. You just may find that in your numbers as an accountant, or in cells as a biologist, but you should also experience how others find it. Come on Barbies make me proud and go have your own cheap thrills! (not the ones your thinkin' of lol) Till next time dolls stay relevant!
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Not So Haute Chocolat'
Hey Dolls,
I've been kind of missing for a few I kno, but I've also been very very busy. Being a budgeting Barbie on the go can be extremely hectic as I'm sure you all already know. Now a days I dont know whats going on with me! I leave my house sometimes at 930 in the morning to handle business with intentions of coming STRAIGHT home to get some rest, before I know it, its after 12 the next morning and im on the A train FINALLY headed home. My phone rings all day with requests to hang out, either that or im remembering something I should have done that completely slipped my mind. Today, however, I am spending the entire day in the house and recapping all of the cheap fabulous things that I have done for my fellow Barbies!
Just to put the word out, June1st was my birthday Barbies. I spent the entire day carryin on with Ms. Erica. First off lets start with my outfit. I wore a great little romper with black tights that I found at none other than the dreaded Rainbow. But, as we've discussed before Rainbow is a diamond in the rough kind of place for fashion, so dont neglect it! The jumper looked phenomenal and it only cost me $14. Moving on, we got manis and pedis at the local nail salon and were feeling quite lovely. As a treat to myself for my birthday I got a tatoo at the craziest hipster central kind of parlor called New York Adorned. They have two locations, one in Willamsburg Brooklyn, and the other in the Lower Eastside on 2nd Ave. They are very professional and quite reasonably priced. I know you maybe thinking that you'ld rather get your tatoo from the local maddman i.e. the one in the neighborhood that has more tatoo than sking, who charges little more that ten cents and a metro card swipe so he can get home! But stop and think, is he a reputible tatoo artist, how does he sterilize his instruments, does he even sterilize his instruments? Or is he using the left over syringes he found in the hospital garbage!? Hate to be extreme but when it comes to your safety you must assume the worst and think about who you're entrusting your skin too. Trust me it is in your best interest to reserach a good tatoo parlor, visit a few see which places make you the most comforable then compare prices. You'll feel much more comfortable and come out with a more satisfying piece of body art. One more request Barbies, please avoid the frivilous tatoos i.e. stars, hearts, bunnies, your name, nick name, or WORST OF ALL your boyfriend or Barbie Dreamcatcher's name. (By the way I'm coining a new term Barbie Dreamcatcher otherwise known as a sponsor is a man who makes financial contributions to a Barbie's budget, not to exist as the soul origin of Barbie's money, but only as a kind gentelman who is able and willing to contibute.) Anyway, take my advice dolls, this is going to be on your body for the REST OF YOUR LIFE, so pick something that will still mean the world to you 30 years from now.
Continuing with my fabulous birthday goings ons, Ms Erica and myself, accompanied by my aunt and uncle headed to Max Brenner in Union Square for dinner. WHAT A MISTAKE. I felt completely bamboozled. Weeks earlier, we had wondered into to this chocolaterie (french for choclate shop) enticed by the rich deliocious smell of chocolate. We went to the take out window, ordered a DELICIOUS cake with a molten chocolate center that had to be about 4 inches in diameter. Not only did they heat it up for us, they drenched it with sinfully delicious chocolate syrup. One bite of this cake and our bodies were bursting from the inside out with chocolate eruptions! (Yea! I know what I said, and HELL YEA I know how it sounds, and it exactly what your thinking, is EXACTLY how it felt.) From that moment I vowed I would come back on my birthday and actually enjoy the restaurant and stay a while. So, after my tatoo, we walked over to Max Brenner,the wait for a table was only about ten minutes, not bad compared to other places. However, as soon as we sat down the spiral down hill began. The first problem with this place is that the menu is WAY too extensive. It was like reading a book, it was damn near exhausting. The long rectangular book that layed out the food menu was accompanied by a smaller but still packed book with the desert menu. It took us so long to order. At first we couldnt understand the descriptions, then once we asked our waitress, it took us about another thirty minutes to decide what we wanted, then another ten minutes to track down our waitress again. Even the simplest deserts were over dressed. Honestly, nothing on the menu was really worth the price as the portions were incredibly tiny and the prices were disproportionately large. Bottom line Barbies, Max Brenner is just not in the budget! However I have found another little place for you guys to check out that is a tad above the budget, but definitely worth the stretch.
Billie Black's is FABULOUS in more ways than one! It is located in Harlem precisely on 119th st between Fredrick Douglas and St. Nicholas. The place is pretty small, only seating about fifty, however the decor is charming. It has a rustic old school Harlem brownstone kind of feel with exposed red brick walls. Now I will not lie, the food and drinks are kind of pricey with entrees starting at $15 and cocktails starting at $12, but its worth it. The mac and cheese is delicious, the fried catfish melts in your mouth, and the fried chicken is heavenly. On top of all of the good food emerging from the kitchen on steaming hot plates, Billie Black's is also a local stage for many burgeoning stars. P. Murray last night and had the entire restaurant grooving for a cover charge of only $5. Check him out a pmurraymusic.com. So Billie Black's is not exactly in the budget but definitely Barbie worthy!
Thats all for right now dolls, go have your own adventures and let me know how they go!
Love Pretty Pretty Princess Barbie.
Monday, May 31, 2010
Cutural Attache
According to the most conventional definition, a Cultural Attache is someone who acts as an ambassador of the culture of their homeland to other nations. However, for Barbie purposes a cutural attache is a Barbie who invests her time and energy into immersing herself into several different cultures. Living in New York, especially, we are constantly surrounded by different cultures, the diversity is part of the city's charm; therefore, Barbies must embrace these differences. A cultural attache is genuine in her attempts to learn other cultures and not interested in critizing or judging, just in learning and respecting. No one likes a, shall we say, old world colonist attitude. In other words, no one appreciates when people come gawk at their traditions and rituals as if they are aliens or animals on the discovery channel. Your way - my oh so loveable, slightly narcissitic Barbie,- is not the only way to live. The main goal must be to listen, learn, abosorb, and most of all, if nothing else, you must respect the life style choices of others. Needless to say this week I'm gonna hip you Barbies to some of the wonderful possibilities when it comes to experienceing different cutures all over New York.
Every year there are a myriad of cutural festivals. This weekend Ms. Erica and myself checked out the African Bazaar at BAM. For all of you who are not familiar with Brooklyn, BAM is the Brooklyn Academy of Brooklyn located downtown Brooklyn on Lafyette St. This is a wonderful place to go and see a movie, or a live performance. Yearly they host Dance Africa, the African Film Festival, and all sorts of art exhibits and other events and performances. Alvin Ailey will be performing there form June10th to June 20th with tickets starting at only $20. (Wink Wink to all the fellas looking to impress a Barbie).


Thursday, May 27, 2010
Product Palooza: The Great Visage
Lip Cooling Scrub (Laura Geller) $19 Feels wonderful and helps to get all the dead dr skin off of your lip so you have that kissable look and feel.


Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Product Palooza!
Hey Dolls,




Saturday, May 1, 2010
International Barbie
International Barbies are always up for an adventure to an exotic foreign land. they want to learn new customs and be emersed in the culture of any new place they visit. However, when you're a Barbie on a strict budget you have to be more stringent about where you have these adventures. Most Barbie's on a budget can not just fly to Mexico on a whim, or zip off to Thailand when they want Asian cuisine.Yet, one of the most amazing things about being a Barbie in New York City is the abundance of different cultures that are available for sampling. Essentially, in New York, you might not even need to leave your own borough to be an International Barbie.This week your favorite Barbies (Ms Erica and I) went from Thailand to Mexico and back to Brooklyn without breaking our little Barbie banks.
Our first discovery, is a wonderful Thai restaurant on E8th street in the city called Cafe Tasia. The restaurant's asthetic is something like, a modern New York chic meets a swanky boarding school lunch room. I know, you're saying "huh?" But the decor is very modern with clean straight lines, yet, the main seating area is arranged around two picnic style benches. Now swipe that horrible plaid table cloth, wet grass, and bug image out of your mind. These benches are amazingly swanky and have wonderful padded seats. The only down side, is that you have to attempt the dreaded leg swing over the bench to seat yourself comfortably. Otherwise, the food is wonderful and the prices are so affordable it will make you sick. The most expensive entree is 15 dollars and all appetizers are 4 dollars. Happy Hour is even more impresive with 4 dollar cocktails and a 10 dollar appetizer, entree and drink combo! Fellas, this a wonderful date place, the ambiance in the evening is exceptionally romantic. In the evening the entire restaurant is lit mainly by candle light, and we all know everyone looks sexy and appealing in candle light. Now on to Mexico.
Down on the corner of Fulton St. and S. Portland Ave. is the most wonderful little taste of Mexico called Habanna Outpost. Walking down Fulton st. you cant help but notice the eye catching lime green and electric blue colors screaming at you. Then, once you walk inside, you are greeted with a warm Mexican diner kind of feel. Not only is the place cozy, it has the cutest outside seating complete with umbrellas to protect costumers from the sun and picnic seating. This is the kind of place where a Barbie can put on her sundress, gladiator sandals, and aviator shades and really take in the summer atmosphere of Brooklyn. The frozen margaritas are wonderful, and the grilled corn is delicious! They are open everyday from 12pm to 12 am and they have a wonderful DJ playing everything from old school hip hop to merengue music every Saturday from 12pm to 6pm. Habanna Outpost is definitely a cute place to have a first date, second date, to chill with your honey, or to meet with your girls before the club. And of course, like all of the places I suggest, this one doesn't break the Barbie bank either.
Back to Brooklyn, we had lunch at Night of the Cookers before we went to Habanna. The restaurant is nice. Its simple good ol' American cuisine. Its a nice place to go if you just want to have a simple lunch, nothing fancy; a place for when you're not feeling that adventurous.
As you can see Barbies I traveled around the globe and back home, all for a price cheaper than anything Expedia could ever offer me. So, this summer, dont get down if you cant afford that trip to some exotic land, find and exotic oasis in your own neighborhood. Adventures are an essential part of a Barbie's life!
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Rearing A New Generation of Barbies (and a lil more)
Hey Barbies!
So honey dips, its time for the weekly update. This week we salute the future Barbie's to come. It is so important to take the time from the extravaganzas we have going on to support our young sisters. We must remember that we also struggled with self esteem, the loss of first loves, and even pimples. We have to give these experiences some credit for helping to mold us into the fabulous Barbies that we are. It is our duty to share wisdom and love with the Barbie Babes that are growing in the spotlight. I always feel blessed when I can turn around and teach what I have learned. Remember Barbies, nothing that you do matters unless you share it. So Give back! This weekend, that's exactly what I did.
I took my own burgeoning Barbie to have her sweet sixteen at THE BACK ROOM, a small but fabulous spa in the back of the Carol's Daughter flagship store (a fabulous place to find Barbie worthy products) on 125th st. in Harlem. Barbie's, this place is absolutely fabulous! The colors are warm, rich and inviting. The chairs are lush and fabulous, the attendants are wonderfully friendly, the supervisor is lovely to do business with, and to top it all off the services are unique and luxurious. Treatments like "lemon aide experience", "tropical paradise", and "love your hands," smell amazing and use natural herbs and oils to nurture and treat the nails. I strongly recommend this to all Barbies as a once a month treat, not only will it have your natural nails looking gorgeous, its a good opportunity to step up your "swank" (a.k.a. fabulousness) game up from the run of the mill mani and pedi at the local nail salon. All of the products they use are available in the store along with a myriad of amazing and all natural hair and skin products that will leave you feeling like a golden goddess. Along with the spa day, I got the most delicious miniature cupcakes for the event from Baked By Melissa. These cupcakes are tiny but pack an out of this world kind of punch! They range in flavors from peanut butter and jelly to cookie dough, and they're so minature you won't even feel guilty for having two, maybe even three! Now on to other things.
This week Ms. Erica and I traveled to the swanky Park Slope area of Brooklyn in quest of what we thought was a lovely Barbie worthy hangout called the Tea Lounge. However, we found something quite different. Now Barbies, there is absolutely nothing wrong with this kind of place, the inside a thrift store kind of motif complete with ripped old sofas and distressed old tables can be wonderful for Erykah Badu earthy hipster kind of Barbie. However, regardless of your brand of Barbie, whether your a dont leave your house without make up kind of girl, or a wrap skirt and unk necklace wearing kind of diva, this is not a place to travel to. The Tea Lounge is strictly a neighborhood hangout, there is live jazz music, but that's just to set the mood. So, because myself and Ms. erica are the beat your mug (do your make up) and fill your bag with M.A.C. products kind of girls, we left the Tea Lounge somewhat disappointed and hungry until we found La Taq!
This amazing restaurant and take out joint has some of the best Mexican food for Barbie Budget worthy prices. However, I must issue an important warning for Barbies and Fellas, THIS IS NOT A FIRST DATE PLACE! La Taq is the kind of place you go with your girlfriends to loosen your belt buckle, or with a fella that you are in a comfortable established relationship with. Heres why, the food is so good that you have no choice but to DIG IN! I mean dig in so deep that you have guacamole on your chin! Not only did me and Ms. Erica eat our full of delicious burittos, the total bill for the night came up to 15 dollars! Now if that isnt Barbie on a Budget maybe I need a new definition!
Well my honey dip Barbies, thats all I'm working with for this week. Come back next week for more Barbie on a Budget. In the meanwhile, try out the places and brands I've mentioned and go have your own adventures!
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Barbie Basics
Hello to all my gorgeous Barbies...
First things first, lets discuss what makes one a Barbie, seeing as how many women shun the term, I think its important to dispell all the myths. A Barbie is any beautiful young woman, whether young in age or in spirit, who makes a point to be the best that she can be every single day. Impeccable style and taste are her trade marks drawing everyone within a ten mile radius to her like bees to honey. Her make up, if she wears any, is always flawless, and she's always setting trends no matter what she wears. Yet in still, every Barbie knows that her inner glow, her Je Ne Sais Quoi comes from her confidence and self love. If you fit this description, or, for the fellas, if you've got your eyes set on a particular Barbie, this blog is where you need to be.
One downside to being a Barbie or impressing a Barbie in New York is the hole it can leve in your pocket. Nothing is more sad than the sight of a Barbie thousands of dollars in debt because she craves the fabulous life. To our advantage, we live in one of the most explosive, exciting, and believe it or not affordable cities in the country. Now i know you're saying to your self, "What is she talking about I can barely afford to live here?" While I can't do anything to lower rent, I can show you how to live the fabulous life without breaking the Barbie Bank. And, for my fellas, I'm going to show you how to get that Barbie by your side without going broke. It's pointless to spend all your money to get her, then once you've got her you cant afford anything but eating chinese food on your apartment floor! (Not that there's anything wrong with a quiet night in once in a while, but Barbie's love excitement!)
Me and my partner in crime Ms. Erica (I'm Ms Chrissy by the way), are going to be chronicling our fabulous exploits around New York City. Now keep in mind, we're college students, I work once a week and Ms. erica doesn't work at all right now, but we never have a dull moment. So there's no excuse to be in the house on a Friday night unless you want to be. First off, I recommend an unlimited metro card, now dont turn your nose up at MTA! Even if you have a car, trains and busses are the most efficient way to get around the city without worrying about parking and gas money. Don't worry fellas, if you're wowing her with a creative, adrenaline pumping, not a dull moment in sight kind of date, she wont mind hoping on the train. Depending on your plans you can get an unlimited for a day, a week, two weeks, or even a month. So with unlimited metro cards in hand and attitudes to boot here we go...