Saturday, April 17, 2010

Barbie Basics

Hello to all my gorgeous Barbies...
                   First things first, lets discuss what makes one a Barbie, seeing as how many women shun the term, I think its important to dispell all the myths. A Barbie is any beautiful young woman, whether young in age or in spirit, who makes a point to be the best that she can be every single day. Impeccable style and taste are her trade marks drawing everyone within a ten mile radius to her like bees to honey. Her make up, if she wears any, is always  flawless, and she's always setting trends no matter what she wears. Yet in still, every Barbie knows that her inner glow, her Je Ne Sais Quoi comes from her confidence and self love. If you fit this description, or, for the fellas, if you've got your eyes set on a particular Barbie, this blog is where you need to be.
                       One downside to being a Barbie or impressing a Barbie in New York is the hole it can leve in your pocket. Nothing is more sad than the sight of a Barbie  thousands of dollars in debt because she craves the fabulous life. To our advantage, we live in one of the most explosive, exciting, and believe it or not affordable cities in the country. Now i know you're saying to your self, "What is she talking about  I can barely afford to live here?" While I can't do anything to lower rent, I can show you how to live the fabulous life without breaking the Barbie Bank. And, for my fellas, I'm going to show you how to get that Barbie by your side without going broke. It's pointless to spend all your money to get her, then once you've got her you cant afford anything but eating chinese food on your apartment floor! (Not that there's anything wrong with a quiet night in once in a while, but Barbie's love excitement!)
                       Me and my partner in crime Ms. Erica (I'm Ms Chrissy by the way), are going to be chronicling our fabulous exploits around New York City. Now keep in mind, we're college students, I work once a week and Ms. erica doesn't work at all right now, but we never have a dull moment. So there's no excuse to be in the house on a Friday night unless you want to be. First off, I recommend an unlimited metro card, now dont turn your nose up at MTA! Even if you have a car, trains and busses are the most efficient way to get around the city without worrying about parking and gas money. Don't worry fellas, if you're wowing her with a creative, adrenaline pumping, not a dull moment in sight kind of date, she wont mind hoping on the train. Depending on your plans you can get an unlimited for a day, a week, two weeks, or even a month. So with unlimited metro cards in hand and attitudes to boot here we go...

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